Today I did the let’s change things around thing and went for a walk at lunchtime.
I mean to be fair, it was only to Tesco and back. Though it did take an hour because I went for a browse down the aisles as one does, checking out the food. Checking out the men. As you do.
After all they say it’s a good place to strike up a random conversation.
I visited the fruit and veggie aisle and browsed some rather plump tomato’s. Picked up a cucumber and a bunch of spring onions.
As I turned the corner into the meat aisle I swear the song Hallelujah should have been playing. Only Tescos doesn’t play shopper music.
Hunk of most women’s dreams was fondling the duck legs and frankly looking like he had a firm grip on those.
I thought what the heck I’d make a beeline for the steak, proving I like a good fine cut. Making me maybe appealing?
It seems not. Just as I picked up a good rump, off he went into the wild yonder of the superstore. There was me. Holding a rump.
As I threw it back in the fridge I made my way to the checkout in the hope I may cast a glance again at said stud. Paid for my shopping and scurried out the store. Nothing.
When I got home, after unpacking the lot. I realised in my hormonal excitement I had forgotten the coffee.
Moral of story? Get the coffee before heading to the fruit and veggie aisle.
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