Feed me Seymour

Something strange is happening to me. I’ve become ravenous. Not just “I could eat a little snack” hungry. We’re talking prehistoric cavewoman who’s just discovered Uber Eats levels of hunger.

I wake up thinking about breakfast, then mid-breakfast I’m already planning lunch. By mid-morning, I’ve had what I call a “snackcident” .

I swear I’m feeding two, although unless I’ve secretly adopted a tapeworm with a hefty appetite, I have no explanation.

At this rate, I’m going to float away like the Goodyear Blimp. Only instead of advertising tyres, I’ll be promoting cheese toasties and biscuits. “Look up! It’s a bird! It’s a plane! No it’s Elizabeth aka Isabelle Cheren powered entirely by carbohydrates!”

The fridge and I are now in a toxic relationship. I leave it, swearing I’m done, but five minutes later, I’m back. Searching for my next snack.

So if you see me in the kitchen again at 10 p.m., holding a spoon and some questionable leftovers, just nod respectfully. I’m in my hungry era.

Then move on your way.

CREDITS

Hidi Skort and sweater from EC at the Designer Showcase

Dark botanical nails from Cazimi at the Designer Showcase

Reema EVOX head from CATWA

Satine hair from Exile

Kiara Necklace from Naa Naa store

Kait skin from the Skinnery in Sorbet

Luna body skin from the Skinnery

Classic mesh body from Legacy

Back to the 90’s backdrop from K&S

Rizzo pose from [piXit]

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