Aunty VaGina came to visit when I built the new bathroom.
And by built, I mean I unpacked a box, rezzed it, rotated a sink slightly wrong, and stood back like a professional.
She walked straight in wearing her slippy flip-flops, the kind with absolutely no grip. She stepped in the shower and slid.
A full sideways glide, legs going in different directions, dignity exiting first.
“I’m fine ,” she shouted , flying out then clinging to the sink I’d placed quite close by.
The sink wobbled. After all she is a robust woman.
She stood up, adjusted her flip-flops, and nodded.
“Lovely bathroom,” she said. “Very smooth.”
I built it myself.
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Botanic bathroom from Chez Moi now at the Cosmopolitan Event
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Isabelle Cheren 