Oh bed of Chez Moi, my pixel retreat,
With side tables nearly bare and animations sweet.
No crumbs, no clutter, no need to clean,
Just me, a glass, and a washing machine.
You never squeak, you never sag,
Unless the script lags then I freeze mid shag.
So here’s to my room, so sleek, so fake,
It’s better than real… for in reality I just…..fake.
CREDITS
Noir Luxe bedroom set from CHEZ MOI at the Cosmopolitan Event till 2 August
Isabelle Cheren 