I went on a date with Teddy my bot last night. It was… an experience.
We met at this outdoor café, where the tables were practically in the street. There he was, chubby and cute – in the middle of a virtual summer—sitting at a chez moi table that looked like it might give out beneath him. I won’t lie, he does have the dad bod I like.
No small talk. Teddy waved over the waiter and ordered a whole bottle of wine before I even sat down. The wine arrived, and Teddy went into full wine-snob mode—swirling, sniffing, then taking a sip so dramatic he actually moaned. Loudly.
“So, what do you do for work?” I asked, trying to break the ice.
Nothing. Just sipping.
“Hobbies?” More sipping. The man was like a wino.
Cars were zooming by, pigeons were attacking, and I was talking about my cat, my job—anything. Teddy? Totally unfazed. He just kept refilling his glass, occasionally nodding like a sage who communicates solely through Pinot Noir.
By the end of the night, I knew nothing about him, except that he could down a bottle of wine like it was water. Maybe next time, I’ll just go on a date with a bottle of Merlot instead.
Get my own chez moi table and entertain the waiter.
CREDITS
Gracie Dining Room set from Chez Moi at the ACCESS Event More details here
Delicieux HUD Dress from Saschas Designs
Reema EVOX head from CATWA
Hold hair from Stealthic
Jacklyn Earrings from Elle Boutique
Kait skin from the Skinnery in Sorbet
Luna body skin from the Skinnery
Classic mesh body from Legacy
Angela House Backdrop from Bearded Guy
Isabelle Cheren 