Honestly, I couldn’t resist!!!
Chez Moi tickled me with this penguin creation. So I found some penguin one liners on the internet.
You are welcome!
- Why don’t you ever see penguins in the UK? Because they’re afraid of Wales!
- What do penguins wear on their heads? Ice caps!
- What is a penguin’s favorite pasta? Penguini!
- Why don’t penguins like talking to strangers at parties? They find it hard to break the ice.
- What do you call a happy penguin? A Pen-Grin!
- Why did the penguin become a baker? Because he kneaded the dough!
- What do you call a cold penguin? A Birrrr-d!
- How do penguins make a decision? They flip(per) a coin!
- What’s black and white and goes round and round? A penguin in a revolving door!
- What does a penguin do when it loses it’s tail? It goes to a re-tail store.
- What do penguins eat for lunch? Icebergers!
- Who is a penguin’s favorite family member? Aunt-artica!
- Why didn’t the penguin jump off the iceberg? Because he got cold feet.
- What’s a penguin’s favorite vegetable? Iceberg lettuce!
- Why was the penguin so popular? Because he was an ice guy!
- How do penguins know when something is wrong? It smells a bit fishy!
- What shoes do penguins wear in the summer? Flipper flops!
- How does a penguin cook burgers? With his flippers!
- How does a group of penguins make a decision? They flipper coin!
- What’s a penguin’s favorite pop star? Seal!
- Why shouldn’t you write a book on penguins? Because writing it on paper is much easier!
- How does a penguin build a LEGO house? Igloos it together!
- Why don’t polar bears and penguins get along? Because they are polar opposites!
- What do penguins sing on their birthday? Freeze a jolly good fellow!
- Why don’t penguins fly? Because they aren’t tall enough to be pilots!
- What do you call a penguin with a large vocabulary? A penglinguist!
- Why did the penguin cross the road twice? To prove he wasn’t a chicken.
- What does a penguin eat on its birthday? Fish cakes!
- Why do penguins carry fish on their beaks? Because they don’t have pockets!
- What do penguins like to eat? Brrrrritos!
CREDITS
Inflatable Happy mail from Chez Moi at the Access Event
Snowman family from Chez Moi
Isabelle Cheren 