In the garden

In the garden

I sit here alone in my garden just pondering stuff. It’s ended up a very quiet weekend. A beautiful warm one for the most part with plans to go out that never eventuated. I’m talking about in reality. Unfortunately not the one I had hoped for. But at least a few days of my fur [...]

My imagination

My imagination

I fell asleep after work and woke up over an hour later today. Is this it? Have I reached being old? Honestly I am feeling this must be it. Old age. However, why is it I look in the mirror and think I still have life in me like a millennial? I still laugh at [...]

Bitchfest coming

Bitchfest coming

I’ve got a lot to do today. But want to do nothing and just laze in the sunshine instead like my avatar. However nope that can be tomorrow. Tomorrow I shall look like this and enjoy the sunshine. I’m setting up new work laptop which has proven to be somewhat of a bitchfest and then [...]

Apes R Us

Apes R Us

Ok so apparently Monkey Pox is the next thing we need to worry about. God give me strength!!! If that doesn’t put me off being around people more so than I already am. I don’t know what else will. Looking like you have giant bubble blisters over your body is not exactly the road I [...]

Slow start

Slow start

I’m slowly getting ready for work this morning. I feel like I had a hard night out in the tiles and am hungover or still sozzled. Only I haven’t been out nor have I been drinking. Unless water counts? I woke up at 5 am and haven’t been able to go back to sleep, so [...]

Reality is mean

Reality is mean

I should be here today!!! Lazing on my float in the cool waters with the sun casting its rays. Instead I have to work. Reality is incredibly mean at times don’t you think? Its set to be a warm one and my fans are all turned on blowing the warm air in my apartment around. [...]

Time does fly

Time does fly

The past couple of days I’ve been off work spending time with my grandson. He turned 9 this week. Wow time has flown by so fast. Before I know it, I’ll be in the old care home and he will be off getting married. I exaggerate a little as by then I’m sure I’ll be [...]

Morons in society

Morons in society

I’m sat here with my fans on and legs up in a very unladylike manner. Just another day when a chubby woman suffers cankles in the warm weather, Honestly it’s a real pain. I just felt them expand and they’ve decided to resemble elephants big toe! Never mind, I’m not going anywhere for now. So [...]

Pure Imagination

Pure Imagination

If you think right now I’m sat in a bikini in reality sipping a cold one in a paddling pool. That would be pure imagination. It’s just about to throw it down with rain outside as the skies turn dark. Good old English weather. Even if I was sat in reality in a bikini that [...]