Imagine this

Imagine this

I’m too tired to move! It’s warm and I’ve been busy all day doing housey things to prepare for this warm bank holiday weekend. Therefore imagine this…. CREDITS Top from Kirastyle at the Designer Showcase Reema EVOX head from CATWA Courtney hair from Magika Carmen skin from the Skinnery in toffee Ora body skin from the [...]

Oops I logged in

Oops I logged in

I’ve been logging into Second Life a bit more lately. Just the odd wander, a quick outfit change that somehow turns into longer than planned. Today though, I accidentally left myself logged in. Logged in this afternoon, got distracted in real life, and completely forgot to log out. Hours later it hit me as I [...]

Raining cats and dogs

Raining cats and dogs

It’s absolutely freezing. The kind of cold where you think, it may as well just snow and get it over with. But no. Instead it’s raining. Proper raining. Cats, dogs, maybe a small donkey. The sort of rain that ignores umbrellas and finds its way down your neck anyway. Everything feels damp. Not soaking. Just… [...]

My mobile phone

My mobile phone

I hate when my phone goes off. Every buzz feels personal. Like my phone is tapping me on the shoulder just to say, “Hey. Nothing important. Just vibes.” It’s never good news. It’s never life changing. It’s always an app I don’t remember downloading or a notification about something I’ve already dealt with. Or a [...]

Baby it’s cold outside…

Baby it’s cold outside…

But not cold enough for what I really want which is SNOW. Proper, fluffy, storybook snow that falls gracefully from the sky like it has one mission in life to make everything look magical and me happy.. Right now, the weather is giving “permanently chilly inconvenience” instead of “winter wonderland.” It’s cold enough to make [...]

Too Tired for Second Life… and That’s Saying Something

Too Tired for Second Life… and That’s Saying Something

This weekend I discovered a new level of exhaustion, the kind where even logging into Second Life feels like the impossible. I stared at my SL icon like, “Not today, demon.” Meanwhile real life was behind me waving a to do list. The hoover was judging me from across the room. The washing and ironing [...]

OnlyFans: The Gym Membership for Your Right Hand

OnlyFans: The Gym Membership for Your Right Hand

Subscribing to OnlyFans doesn’t make you a bad person. It just makes you a very specific kind of person. A financial wanker. A romantic wanker. A digital-age, algorithmically ignored wanker. But hey someone’s making money. And it’s not you. It’s Becky. In a Pikachu onesie. Eating a banana. For £9.99. Happiness one hand at a [...]

System issues

System issues

This week has been one long waiting game. The systems at work decided to take a little holiday of their own, crashing, glitching, refusing to load, or just staring blankly back at me as live but not live! So instead of working, I’ve been… “working.” You know, sitting there with my screen open, half-pretending to [...]

The Holy Order of the Quantum Squid

The Holy Order of the Quantum Squid

A colleague and I were discussing religion and the vast array of really mind boggling odd ones there are in the world. For an experimental idea we agreed we would create a made up one that defies anything out there just for the heck of it. We could use Chat GPT for referencing ideas but [...]