The Chonk Connoisseur

The Chonk Connoisseur

I’m definitely not the chonk in this scenario! I’ve been way off form this week feeling up and down nausea and wanting to chunder. I muddled through a few days then it hit like a brick. Chunder found me. Then add to that “through the eye of a needle” then you know what I’m talking [...]

The drunken strike

The drunken strike

There is no way you can deny that Harriet is the gift that keeps on giving. There’s a train strike and dear Harriet sees the jolly good fun that it can be. Now just watch the video. Courtesy of Mad Pea. VIDEO https://youtu.be/meUUPO49UTc CREDITS Pour decisions wine vendor from MadPea at the EQUAL10 for June [...]

The One Night Stand

The One Night Stand

Once upon a time, there was a woman named Isabelle who had decided to have a one night stand after a long dry spell. She met a man named Teddy at a bar and things quickly heated up. After a wild night, Rachel woke up feeling satisfied and refreshed. She looked around the bedroom and [...]

Are you stepping out tonight?

Are you stepping out tonight?

Friday nights are going out nights. You know, dress to impress and all that. Mine was spent looking sassy in my pjs, snuggling a cat and watching some Norwegian hip hop dance film. I really am like a big kid in terms of mush and dance. Give me a good Step up type film and [...]

Let it snowy

Let it snowy

Well it snowed here last night!!!!! Finally after all my dreams every year it happened and it was beautiful. Today it’s still sat around my home and it’s been gorgeous to look out my windows and admire what Mother Nature has given us. My balcony is so lovely and I’m just really still in awe. [...]

Gin before sleep

Gin before sleep

I’m in bed after a glass of gin, the coffee cup is a rouse. I actually don’t drink much to be honest but had a sudden panic attack and didn’t know another way to calm down. The past two days I’ve felt like I was on my way to being the old me again. Today [...]

Coincidental

Coincidental

I chose the pose in this picture just because it would have something more interesting to it. I didn’t add the traffic cone and now I can pretend I’m sizing up something. I’m having fish for dinner later. Granted it’s just out the freezer into the oven fish but I find it ironic that I’m [...]