Reality is mean

Reality is mean

I should be here today!!! Lazing on my float in the cool waters with the sun casting its rays. Instead I have to work. Reality is incredibly mean at times don’t you think? Its set to be a warm one and my fans are all turned on blowing the warm air in my apartment around. [...]

Time does fly

Time does fly

The past couple of days I’ve been off work spending time with my grandson. He turned 9 this week. Wow time has flown by so fast. Before I know it, I’ll be in the old care home and he will be off getting married. I exaggerate a little as by then I’m sure I’ll be [...]

Morons in society

Morons in society

I’m sat here with my fans on and legs up in a very unladylike manner. Just another day when a chubby woman suffers cankles in the warm weather, Honestly it’s a real pain. I just felt them expand and they’ve decided to resemble elephants big toe! Never mind, I’m not going anywhere for now. So [...]

Pure Imagination

Pure Imagination

If you think right now I’m sat in a bikini in reality sipping a cold one in a paddling pool. That would be pure imagination. It’s just about to throw it down with rain outside as the skies turn dark. Good old English weather. Even if I was sat in reality in a bikini that [...]

Unpack the stress

Unpack the stress

I’m sat here on my sofa and a little person has left me and gone home. My grandson. He came after his tennis this evening to come hang with me as his mum has a late night working. He honestly made my soul feel calmer this evening. I’ve had an incredibly stressful day as my [...]

It’s ME!!!!

It’s ME!!!!

Look at me. Look at me. Yes it’s me!! Ok I’m messing as I’m kinda of at a loss today with myself. I can’t work as I’ve got man with a can here doing my balcony and it’s a case of GDPR if I do. So I took today and tomorrow off. I can’t go [...]

Mini BBQ

Mini BBQ

So pretty soon I’m going to be just like my avatar. Lazing on a lounger feeling the sun on my skin. That’s the idea anyhow. My balcony is getting an overhaul on Thursday and Friday this week from a handsome dude and I cannot wait! I’ve booked those two days from work as I’ll need [...]

I forgot the vodka

I forgot the vodka

Did you imagine your long weekend being like this? Sunshine and barbecues and chilling by the water’s edge? Well, if you got that how lucky you were. Mine was rain and the sofa for most of it as frankly Mother Nature decided she was hard pressed to give a miracle. However let’s face it, whatever [...]

Happy Saturday

Happy Saturday

Happy Saturday you lovely people. I’m currently sat with wet hair and a 8 year old next to me as he has come for the afternoon. Tippi is asleep on my bed. I’ll let her have her quiet time as she is pretty weak at the moment. I’ve just ordered some more liquidised cat food [...]