The Tale of the Lone Smooth Pit

The Tale of the Lone Smooth Pit

One pit shaved, the other not But guess which one’s my beauty spot? I raise it high, I own the scene, That hairless queen, so fresh, so clean. The crowd is shook, the flashbulbs pop, My smooth side’s working non-stop. Who needs two when one’s a hit? I strike, I smirk at my just one [...]

Beep Beep Beep

Beep Beep Beep

I’m standing here contemplating…… My home smoke alarm has been beeping for the past hour. What to do!!! I can’t reach it to at least deactivate it till I can get a battery. I shoved a wooden spoon at the reset button and that didn’t work. So here I sit contemplating my weekend of beep, [...]

The Sunshine

The Sunshine

It’s a glorious morning here in Kent UK. I’ve been out on my balcony just embracing some vitamin D and feeling the sun on my skin. The instant feel good it gives me is worth so much. Throw out all those antidepressants and get into the sun and feel the air on yourself. You won’t [...]

MARKET GIRL

MARKET GIRL

Check me out. Today I’m exotic in my sassy dress on a virtual trip to the local markets. Im buying nothing mind you, as well it’s all pretend. Imagine if you could in Second life pop to the local farmers market and purchase a nice basket of fresh produce? Then pay for it and hey [...]

Why?

I woke up this morning with a heady excitement. For some daft reason I dreamt it had snowed and there was 3 ft of the white stuff outside. It was only a dream. For others likely a nightmare. You will often read of my excitement when the white stuff comes. I was so excited a [...]