The Tale of the Lone Smooth Pit

The Tale of the Lone Smooth Pit

One pit shaved, the other not But guess which one’s my beauty spot? I raise it high, I own the scene, That hairless queen, so fresh, so clean. The crowd is shook, the flashbulbs pop, My smooth side’s working non-stop. Who needs two when one’s a hit? I strike, I smirk at my just one [...]

Two weeks pathway with my bananas

Two weeks pathway with my bananas

When life hands you lemons. Grab the bananas. Today, I went to the doctor.I expected a glance, maybe a cream, maybe a “nothing to worry about.” Instead, I was placed on the two-week urgent referral pathway for skin cancer.The NHS track to rule out the serious stuff. Even though I know it’s precautionary, hearing those [...]

Can the mirror lie?

Can the mirror lie?

Ever notice how the mirror doesn’t always tell the truth? You stand there, staring at your reflection, picking apart every little thing? Too much of this, not enough of that. But what you see isn’t always what others see. While you focus on flaws, someone else might see warmth in your eyes, a smile that [...]

Monday’s

Monday’s

This was me last Friday at the end of my work day. This is me now, wishing tomorrow wasn’t Monday. Monday lands like a sequel no one approved,Caffeine’s betrayed me, my groove un-grooved.I lounge like couture in my nightiesloose embrace,While emails attack with unspeakable pace. “Just circling back!” the passive-aggressive war cry,Each ping a reminder [...]

Waters hush

Waters hush

Come drift with me, where sunlight spills low,molasses-light on limbs aglow. The water hushes, thick and wide,a velvet cradle, a heated tide. Toes tease on lazy blue,fingers paint fire the sky once knew. Each swell a secret, soft and tight,each breath a bloom in golden light. No rules. No rush. Just gleam and hush,a sly [...]

Too knackered to blog

Too knackered to blog

I sat down to create, was gonna go deep,But the blank page just rocked me to sleep. Ten minutes in, I’m sprawled like a cat,Dreaming of snacks and forgetting my chat. My blog? Well, technically this sort of counts…If drool on the keys gets creative amounts. So here lies my genius: a snooze, not a [...]

Hot in Second Life, Crumbs in Real Life

Hot in Second Life, Crumbs in Real Life

In Second Life, I’m stunning. Legs up to my ears, glowing skin, hair that looks like it costs £500 at the hairdressers. In real life? I’m in my nightie, drinking lukewarm tea, and arguing with my cat as she mounts my curtains. My avatar struts around like a Vogue cover model. I, meanwhile, just thud [...]

Beep Beep Beep

Beep Beep Beep

I’m standing here contemplating…… My home smoke alarm has been beeping for the past hour. What to do!!! I can’t reach it to at least deactivate it till I can get a battery. I shoved a wooden spoon at the reset button and that didn’t work. So here I sit contemplating my weekend of beep, [...]

Sunshine’s here

Sunshine’s here

As the virtual sun rises over Luane’s World, there’s no better time to explore this stunning Second Life destination than summer. Known for its dreamy landscapes, romantic vibes, and peaceful hideaways, Luane’s World transforms into a warm, nature-kissed paradise this season. Stroll through flower-lined paths, discover secret picnic spots, or relax by the beach and [...]