OnlyFans: The Gym Membership for Your Right Hand

OnlyFans: The Gym Membership for Your Right Hand

Subscribing to OnlyFans doesn’t make you a bad person. It just makes you a very specific kind of person. A financial wanker. A romantic wanker. A digital-age, algorithmically ignored wanker. But hey someone’s making money. And it’s not you. It’s Becky. In a Pikachu onesie. Eating a banana. For £9.99. Happiness one hand at a [...]

Walking on sunshine

Walking on sunshine

I’m awake and ready to do absolutely nothing at all. It’s bank holiday Monday in the UK and no work and no pressure to do anything at all. My plans? I have none to be honest. Aside from the usual tidy up and washing there is nothing planned. No one to see. Nothing pressing to [...]

Colour me bright

Colour me bright

As Monday dawns, I feel the usual weight of the work week settling in. However, I choose a different approach today, deciding to let positivity color me bright. Despite the usual Monday blues, I’m infusing my attitude with enthusiasm and brightness. The day shall (I insist) unfold with a newfound vibrancy. I shall paint the [...]

Snow Fairy

Snow Fairy

Happy Saturday to you all. I’m currently at this moment taking a break from my cleaning madness. My apartment absolutely smells of Snow Fairy. Now if you haven’t smelt that then you are missing out. I love the smell and often at Christmas treat myself to a shower gel and body moisturiser of this scent. [...]

Knackered

Knackered

I’m absolutely knackered this evening and could have fallen asleep a good hour ago. Though I am on my way there now as I just need to slide under the duvet and hit my head on my pillow. I’m on leave a few days from work, last of the summer holidays and took time off [...]

Pretty in pink

Pretty in pink

Happy Sunday. I actually don’t have too much to say today as I’m pretty tired and just feeling like mellowing and doing jack. I don’t mean that in the innuendo way either lol. Jack as in doing nothing!! Enjoy the video and the outfit comes in many colours but I was into the pink for [...]