Reality is mean

Reality is mean

I should be here today!!! Lazing on my float in the cool waters with the sun casting its rays. Instead I have to work. Reality is incredibly mean at times don’t you think? Its set to be a warm one and my fans are all turned on blowing the warm air in my apartment around. [...]

Scrubbing hands

Scrubbing hands

I really do need to give my nails a good seeing to. If only it was a case of sitting in a chair, clicking a button and it’s done. Like in the Chez Moi animations for these chairs. It actually requires me to be bothered and start the process and I easily get distracted and [...]

Pure Imagination

Pure Imagination

If you think right now I’m sat in a bikini in reality sipping a cold one in a paddling pool. That would be pure imagination. It’s just about to throw it down with rain outside as the skies turn dark. Good old English weather. Even if I was sat in reality in a bikini that [...]

I had Pizza

I had Pizza

I’m sat on my sofa with a cat who is fast asleep. I dare not move lest she awakens as I frankly love watching her twitch and snore. Yes she has a little snore. She has always possessed that just like her fur mother. I’ll be honest I doubt my snore is as gentle and [...]

It’s ME!!!!

It’s ME!!!!

Look at me. Look at me. Yes it’s me!! Ok I’m messing as I’m kinda of at a loss today with myself. I can’t work as I’ve got man with a can here doing my balcony and it’s a case of GDPR if I do. So I took today and tomorrow off. I can’t go [...]

Mini BBQ

Mini BBQ

So pretty soon I’m going to be just like my avatar. Lazing on a lounger feeling the sun on my skin. That’s the idea anyhow. My balcony is getting an overhaul on Thursday and Friday this week from a handsome dude and I cannot wait! I’ve booked those two days from work as I’ll need [...]

Sugar and Nice

Sugar and Nice

I am all things Sugar and Nice today. I’m in reality lazing on the sofa and am feeling a little nauseous and dizzy. I’d say that was too much sugar! I’ll learn one day it really isn’t my best friend. I’m actually sure it probably never was. Yet I cannot understand my need to want [...]

Let me sit a while

Let me sit a while

I’m just stopping a moment on this seat as I am exhausted. My surroundings are a little scary but I’m sure I’ll be fine. Just a moment please. It’s only Monday but I am incredibly tired. I’ve been this way for a week now and each day it’s more. My body aches and my brain [...]

I forgot the vodka

I forgot the vodka

Did you imagine your long weekend being like this? Sunshine and barbecues and chilling by the water’s edge? Well, if you got that how lucky you were. Mine was rain and the sofa for most of it as frankly Mother Nature decided she was hard pressed to give a miracle. However let’s face it, whatever [...]

Walking on sunshine

Walking on sunshine

I’m awake and ready to do absolutely nothing at all. It’s bank holiday Monday in the UK and no work and no pressure to do anything at all. My plans? I have none to be honest. Aside from the usual tidy up and washing there is nothing planned. No one to see. Nothing pressing to [...]