Baby it’s cold outside…

Baby it’s cold outside…

But not cold enough for what I really want which is SNOW. Proper, fluffy, storybook snow that falls gracefully from the sky like it has one mission in life to make everything look magical and me happy.. Right now, the weather is giving “permanently chilly inconvenience” instead of “winter wonderland.” It’s cold enough to make [...]

Too Tired for Second Life… and That’s Saying Something

Too Tired for Second Life… and That’s Saying Something

This weekend I discovered a new level of exhaustion, the kind where even logging into Second Life feels like the impossible. I stared at my SL icon like, “Not today, demon.” Meanwhile real life was behind me waving a to do list. The hoover was judging me from across the room. The washing and ironing [...]

OnlyFans: The Gym Membership for Your Right Hand

OnlyFans: The Gym Membership for Your Right Hand

Subscribing to OnlyFans doesn’t make you a bad person. It just makes you a very specific kind of person. A financial wanker. A romantic wanker. A digital-age, algorithmically ignored wanker. But hey someone’s making money. And it’s not you. It’s Becky. In a Pikachu onesie. Eating a banana. For £9.99. Happiness one hand at a [...]

System issues

System issues

This week has been one long waiting game. The systems at work decided to take a little holiday of their own, crashing, glitching, refusing to load, or just staring blankly back at me as live but not live! So instead of working, I’ve been… “working.” You know, sitting there with my screen open, half-pretending to [...]

The Holy Order of the Quantum Squid

The Holy Order of the Quantum Squid

A colleague and I were discussing religion and the vast array of really mind boggling odd ones there are in the world. For an experimental idea we agreed we would create a made up one that defies anything out there just for the heck of it. We could use Chat GPT for referencing ideas but [...]

Ice Cream

Ice Cream

I just want ice cream. A nice giant 3 scoop ice cream! That’s it. That is how I am feeling today. I’m a little low, a little not low, a lot of feeling in between. I am just……. CREDITS Pipa Boho outfit from Saschas Designs Reema EVOX head from CATWA Nami hair from Exile Kait skin [...]

The almost near

The almost near

I’m looking over there, over there, beyond the bend, past the glare. The lights that blind. A shimmer in the air like whispered deceit, a portal to the life I seek. There are no ticking clocks or unpaid debts. No heavy thoughts or headlines news. Just quiet skies and weightless days, where time dissolves in [...]

Too knackered to blog

Too knackered to blog

I sat down to create, was gonna go deep,But the blank page just rocked me to sleep. Ten minutes in, I’m sprawled like a cat,Dreaming of snacks and forgetting my chat. My blog? Well, technically this sort of counts…If drool on the keys gets creative amounts. So here lies my genius: a snooze, not a [...]

Beep Beep Beep

Beep Beep Beep

I’m standing here contemplating…… My home smoke alarm has been beeping for the past hour. What to do!!! I can’t reach it to at least deactivate it till I can get a battery. I shoved a wooden spoon at the reset button and that didn’t work. So here I sit contemplating my weekend of beep, [...]