Morons in society

Morons in society

I’m sat here with my fans on and legs up in a very unladylike manner. Just another day when a chubby woman suffers cankles in the warm weather, Honestly it’s a real pain. I just felt them expand and they’ve decided to resemble elephants big toe! Never mind, I’m not going anywhere for now. So [...]

Pure Imagination

Pure Imagination

If you think right now I’m sat in a bikini in reality sipping a cold one in a paddling pool. That would be pure imagination. It’s just about to throw it down with rain outside as the skies turn dark. Good old English weather. Even if I was sat in reality in a bikini that [...]

Here I am

Here I am

Here I am. Well virtually anyhow. I am currently sat on my sofa drinking coffee before heading for the shower. Today is my daughter in laws baby shower and I need to do something about my hair! Choose an outfit and try handfeed my cat before I go. I cannot wait as I’m going to [...]

Sugar solves it all

Sugar solves it all

Earlier I was relaxing a bit on the sofa, eating an ice cream and trying to chill. It’s been another stressful day where I’ve done my best to keep doing some kind of work. It’s been a day let me tell you. Right now Im in bed planning my bus trip into town first thing [...]

Unpack the stress

Unpack the stress

I’m sat here on my sofa and a little person has left me and gone home. My grandson. He came after his tennis this evening to come hang with me as his mum has a late night working. He honestly made my soul feel calmer this evening. I’ve had an incredibly stressful day as my [...]

That last hurrah

That last hurrah

Do you ever feel like doing something a little wacko? Like just out of the ordinary and not worry about consequence? I do often these days. Like it’s my last hurrah time and why the hell not. Only I’m not sure what my last hurrah may be. My avatar, her hurrah is clearly going to [...]

I love a good hoovering

I love a good hoovering

I flipping love hoovering! Of all the acts of housework there are to do, I’m the hoover lady. I think because it’s so relaxing and easy when using an upright, plus instant visual gratification without much effort. I am a hoover every single day type of person and get really bothered if I miss a [...]

I had Pizza

I had Pizza

I’m sat on my sofa with a cat who is fast asleep. I dare not move lest she awakens as I frankly love watching her twitch and snore. Yes she has a little snore. She has always possessed that just like her fur mother. I’ll be honest I doubt my snore is as gentle and [...]