Reality is mean

Reality is mean

I should be here today!!! Lazing on my float in the cool waters with the sun casting its rays. Instead I have to work. Reality is incredibly mean at times don’t you think? Its set to be a warm one and my fans are all turned on blowing the warm air in my apartment around. [...]

Time does fly

Time does fly

The past couple of days I’ve been off work spending time with my grandson. He turned 9 this week. Wow time has flown by so fast. Before I know it, I’ll be in the old care home and he will be off getting married. I exaggerate a little as by then I’m sure I’ll be [...]

Pure Imagination

Pure Imagination

If you think right now I’m sat in a bikini in reality sipping a cold one in a paddling pool. That would be pure imagination. It’s just about to throw it down with rain outside as the skies turn dark. Good old English weather. Even if I was sat in reality in a bikini that [...]

Here I am

Here I am

Here I am. Well virtually anyhow. I am currently sat on my sofa drinking coffee before heading for the shower. Today is my daughter in laws baby shower and I need to do something about my hair! Choose an outfit and try handfeed my cat before I go. I cannot wait as I’m going to [...]

I love a good hoovering

I love a good hoovering

I flipping love hoovering! Of all the acts of housework there are to do, I’m the hoover lady. I think because it’s so relaxing and easy when using an upright, plus instant visual gratification without much effort. I am a hoover every single day type of person and get really bothered if I miss a [...]

Osmosis of stupid

Osmosis of stupid

I hate the news. It’s soaked with all the bad and the corrupt stuff that is negative of the human condition. So I just read the star signs and the comic sections. I cannot really live each day hearing all the bad stuff as frankly I then question is this life worth living if it’s [...]

It’s ME!!!!

It’s ME!!!!

Look at me. Look at me. Yes it’s me!! Ok I’m messing as I’m kinda of at a loss today with myself. I can’t work as I’ve got man with a can here doing my balcony and it’s a case of GDPR if I do. So I took today and tomorrow off. I can’t go [...]

Mini BBQ

Mini BBQ

So pretty soon I’m going to be just like my avatar. Lazing on a lounger feeling the sun on my skin. That’s the idea anyhow. My balcony is getting an overhaul on Thursday and Friday this week from a handsome dude and I cannot wait! I’ve booked those two days from work as I’ll need [...]

I forgot the vodka

I forgot the vodka

Did you imagine your long weekend being like this? Sunshine and barbecues and chilling by the water’s edge? Well, if you got that how lucky you were. Mine was rain and the sofa for most of it as frankly Mother Nature decided she was hard pressed to give a miracle. However let’s face it, whatever [...]