Feed me Seymour

Feed me Seymour

Something strange is happening to me. I’ve become ravenous. Not just “I could eat a little snack” hungry. We’re talking prehistoric cavewoman who’s just discovered Uber Eats levels of hunger. I wake up thinking about breakfast, then mid-breakfast I’m already planning lunch. By mid-morning, I’ve had what I call a “snackcident” . I swear I’m [...]

The Holy Order of the Quantum Squid

The Holy Order of the Quantum Squid

A colleague and I were discussing religion and the vast array of really mind boggling odd ones there are in the world. For an experimental idea we agreed we would create a made up one that defies anything out there just for the heck of it. We could use Chat GPT for referencing ideas but [...]

Moody Cow

Moody Cow

I’m feeling like a Moody Cow today. I really am, and Kira releasing this aptly named dress just made me laugh. It’s great when creators read your blogs and know exactly what would tickle your funny bones. Today I am a moody cow. As the old late queen HRH Elizabeth would say it’s been a [...]

Honestly a mixture today

Honestly a mixture today

Happy Saturday. I met my new granddaughter yesterday. She is absolutely precious!!! So perfect and scrumptious. Honestly babies are life’s amazing creations. Don’t mind me getting a little soppy here. Her name is Margot. Here she is just click On another note. The Olympics. What was my home country thinking for the breakdancing. Honestly I [...]

I love a good hoovering

I love a good hoovering

I flipping love hoovering! Of all the acts of housework there are to do, I’m the hoover lady. I think because it’s so relaxing and easy when using an upright, plus instant visual gratification without much effort. I am a hoover every single day type of person and get really bothered if I miss a [...]

All white or all right?

All white or all right?

I was feeling white on the day!!! Do you have those days where clutter drives you nuts? I have them often and want to throw everything away and just paint everything white and wear plastic overshoes and live in a sterile environment. I think I have a few issues? Or do others get days like [...]

Notice I’ve changed?

Notice I’ve changed?

I’m absolutely a newer Isabelle model. Bit like the bionic woman, more beautiful, faster and ready to dazzle. Dressed up with no place to go, but does it matter? After all, you don’t need a place to go just to look good. We should aim to feel so every single day, even to do the [...]